The Return of Mystery Guess
Many prayed it had been buried for all eternity after being shot by a silver bullet, but a simple villager looking for a few groats during these tough times has prised open the lead coffin that has kept Mystery Guess at bay for months only to reveal its horrendous form once more. Back to cause you sleepless nights and untold terror, Mystery Guess is my close-up picture guessing game. How do you play? Let me explain the rules. I’ve taken a close-up picture, cropped it and you have to guess what it is. Simple. I spotted this grotesque ‘thing’ on a recent visit to RHS Wisley in Surrey. As usual, there are no clues and no flashy prizes for winning. But guess correctly and you will join an esteemed list of former winners in the Mystery Guess Hall of Fame. I’ll post the answer in a couple of days. Over to you…let guessing commence.



its not a close up of a ginko seed pod? I have no real recollection of what they look like…
No. This is what one of those looks like. Coincidentally, photographed at Wisley http://martyncox.biz/blog/?p=1036
Was it from the conservatory cafe ?
The head chef is now heading your way with a cleaver. So run…
Datura seed pod?
I can see your logic, but no, not a datura seed pod. I think I might provide a clue soon.
A Buddhas crack?
Sorry, how rude, I forgot the apostrophe in Buddha’s.
I’m glad you corrected yourself Rob. Very good guess, but completely wrong. I’ve already done a Buddha Mystery Guess.
Looks like a cross between Zippy and a dinosaur.
Can you see the bubbles coming out of the ‘mouth’? Yuk
Godzilla egg?
Hmm, well, you’ve called the picture ‘YUK’ which suggests that whatever it is has a nasty smell, or taste, so that might indicate durian or morinda. But it doesn’t look like either of those. Then the bubble clue is a bit intriguing. Bubble tea contains tapioca, so it could be a cycad seed pod and the “Yuk” might indicate that you personally hate tapioca… dunno.
Hi Victoria, although not an expert on such things, I do believe this was once edible
It looks like a bit of Yorkshire pudding batter that is both burnt and undercooked at the same time, left stuck to the tray overnight and then ripped off and eaten first thing in the morning when a sudden burst of the munchies makes it look edible. And, indeed it is both edible and really rather good…
Damn, you’ve spoilt my next Mystery Guess
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