Comments on: The world’s oldest gardener?

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Wed, 22 Apr 2009 13:50:22 +0000

[...] but here it is in its printed, non-retractable glory: 3. Martyn Cox, formerly of this parish, points out another howler, at Amateur Gardening – he describes it as a "gaff", which, to be picky, is itself a [...]

By: Frankie

Frankie — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 19:20:28 +0000

Love it!

By: VP

VP — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 16:22:08 +0000

Ah the mighty Sid Waddell – ‘…there’s only one word for it, magic darts.’!

One of the owners of our local garden centre will be 101 this year and still works there. Do you think she’s the brains behind the plastic topiary?

By: Garden Monkey

Garden Monkey — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 17:52:14 +0000

Shakepeare?

As nothing compared to Sid Waddell who said of darts-ace Eric Bristow:

“When Alexander of Macedonia was 33 he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer – Bristow is only 27″

By: Arabella Sock

Arabella Sock — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 16:06:55 +0000

How was the Roman Empire cut in half?

With a pair of Caesars!

Sorry..

By: Marc Rosenberg

Marc Rosenberg — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 11:01:30 +0000

Friends, Romans, countrymen (including centurians), lend me your dictionary…

I came, I saw, I cocked it up!

As Del Boy once said: “Rodney, you plonker”.

Deeply embarrassing. Red faces all round at AG.